Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
This compliments of Kpettery from the Land Down Under
New Lyrics to a rather topical tune (ages old)
Leroy the Red-Necked Reindeer
(original by Joe Diffie)
Well you've all heard the story about Rudolf and his nose.
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told.
You may think you've heard it all. But you ain't heard nothing yet...
About that crazy Christmas that the North Pole can't forget.
Rudolf was under the weather
And had to call in sick
So he got on the phone to his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks
He said, "Santa's really countin' on me
And I hate to pass the buck."
Leroy said "Hey I'm on my way."
And he jumped in his pick-up truck.
When Leroy got to the North Pole
All the reindeer snickered and laughed
They'd never seen a deer in overalls
And a John Deere tractor hat
But Santa stepped in and said "just calm down
Cause we've all got a job to do
And like it or not,
Leroy's in charge
And he's gonna be leadin' you."
And it was Leroy the Red-Necked reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Deliverin' toys to all the good ol' boys