Chapter 332

This compliments of Kpettery from the Land Down Under
New Lyrics to a rather topical tune (ages old)

Leroy the Red-Necked Reindeer
(original by Joe Diffie)

Well you've all heard the story about Rudolf and his nose.
But I'll tell you a Christmas tale that never has been told.

You may think you've heard it all. But you ain't heard nothing yet...
About that crazy Christmas that the North Pole can't forget.

Rudolf was under the weather
And had to call in sick

So he got on the phone to his cousin Leroy
Who lived out in the sticks

He said, "Santa's really countin' on me
And I hate to pass the buck."

Leroy said "Hey I'm on my way."
And he jumped in his pick-up truck.

When Leroy got to the North Pole
All the reindeer snickered and laughed

They'd never seen a deer in overalls
And a John Deere tractor hat

But Santa stepped in and said "just calm down
Cause we've all got a job to do

And like it or not,
Leroy's in charge

And he's gonna be leadin' you."
And it was Leroy the Red-Necked reindeer

Hooked to the front of the sleigh
Deliverin' toys to all the good ol' boys

And girls along the way
He was a down-home party animal

Two steppin across the sky
He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell

And made history that night.
Before that night was over Leroy had changed their tune

He had 'em scootin' a hoof
On every single roof

By the light of a neon moon
Santa wrapped his bag with a Dixie flag

He was havin' the time of his life
And you could hear him call

Merry Christmas y'all
And to all of y'all a good night

And it was Leroy the Red-Necked reindeer
Hooked to the front of the sleigh

Deliverin' toys to all the good ol' boys
And girls along the way

He was a down-home party animal
Two steppin across the sky

He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell
And made history that night.

He mixed jingle bells with a rebel yell
And made history that night.