Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 302
Wife texts husband on a cold winter's morning: "Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it and gently tap edges with hammer."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really messed up now!"
This one is compliments of Chuck
Why Facebook exists
God Bless America
This is for people of an older generation who do not really comprehend why Facebook exists.
Presently, I am trying to make friends outside of Facebook while applying the same Facebook principles. Therefore, every day I go out on the street and tell the passers-by what I have eaten, how I feel, what I have done the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, of me gardening and spending time in my pool. I also listen to their conversations and I tell them I love them. It works! I already have 3 persons following me: 2 police officers and a psychiatrist.
This one is compliments of ewlon
A traveling salesman stopped at a restaurant on the square in a small Alabama town. He enjoyed the plain, Southern cooking, and when the waiter brought the bill, he said, "I enjoyed dinner, but tell me why you have a spoon in your shirt pocket?"
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