Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 274

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Men's Thoughts For The Day

The location of your mailbox shows you how far away from your house you can be in a robe, before you start looking like a mental patient.

I always wondered what the job application is like at Hooters ... Do they just give you a bra and say, "here fill this out"... ?

The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the severity of the crap storm that's coming...

Denny's has a slogan, "If it's your birthday, the meal is on us." But if you're in Denny's and it's your birthday ... your life sucks!

On average, an American man will have sex two to three times a week; whereas a Japanese man will have sex only one or two times a year ... This is upsetting news to me ... I had no idea I was Japanese.

I can't understand why women are okay that J.C. Penny has an older women's clothing line named, "Sag Harbor."

I think it's pretty cool how Chinese people made a language entirely out of tattoos.

When I die I want to be reincarnated as a spider, just so I can finally hear a women say "Oh my God, it's huge."

This short comment is compliments of Gary

Someone told me about a new word that they heard. It's 'Exhaustipated': Meaning just too tired to give a shit!

P.S. MS Word doesn't recognize it yet!!!

This one is compliments of Argon

Those poor blondes...

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