Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 227

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

NEWFIE FINGERS

Johnny was working at the fish plant in Carbonear when he accidentally cut off all ten of his fingers.

He went to the emergency room in St. John's and when he got there the doctor looked at Johnny and said 'Let's have da fingers and I'll see what I can do.'

Johnny said, 'I haven't got da fingers.'

'What do you mean, you haven't got da fingers?' shrieked the doctor.

'Lord t'undrin Jesus it's 2015! We's got microsurgery and all kinds of incredible techniques. I could have put dem back on and made you like new! Why didn't you bring da fingers?'

Are you ready for this?????

Johnny says... 'How da fuck was I supposed to pick dem up??


This one is compliments of RabbiRabbit

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