Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 226

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

These are compliments of Mikey

Very Punny...

I tried to catch some fog ... I mist.

When chemists die they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier that survived salt spray, mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian restaurant but I never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I included a section on puns in a theatrical performance. It was a play on words.

They told me that I had Type A blood but it was a

TypeO

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was soft and pointed.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

There was a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.

I hope that there's no pop quiz.

The Energizer bunny was arrested and charged with battery.

I didn't like my bear at first. Then it grew on me.

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