Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
These are compliments of Mikey
I tried to catch some fog ... I mist.
When chemists die they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier that survived salt spray, mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian restaurant but I never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
I included a section on puns in a theatrical performance. It was a play on words.
They told me that I had Type A blood but it was a
A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was soft and pointed.
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
There was a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.
I hope that there's no pop quiz.
The Energizer bunny was arrested and charged with battery.
I didn't like my bear at first. Then it grew on me.