Chapter 226

These are compliments of Mikey

Very Punny...

I tried to catch some fog ... I mist.

When chemists die they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier that survived salt spray, mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian restaurant but I never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I included a section on puns in a theatrical performance. It was a play on words.

They told me that I had Type A blood but it was a

TypeO

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was soft and pointed.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

There was a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory.

I hope that there's no pop quiz.

The Energizer bunny was arrested and charged with battery.

I didn't like my bear at first. Then it grew on me.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesarus.

When you get a bladder infection urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it gets hungry? It goes back four seconds.

Broken pencils are pointless.

I wondered why the basketball was getting bigger.

Then it hit me.

These are compliments of Gary...

This is something I saw on the Net the other day:

"I may have a bad mouth but I can do great things with it."

An oldie:

The judge looked down at Mickey and said, "I'm sorry Mr. Mouse but you can't divorce Minnie just because you think she's crazy."

Mickey looked at the judge and replied, "Your Honor I didn't say that she was crazy. I said that she was fucking Goofy!"