Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
This is a marketing story by George, yes these people do walk the earth and vote...
Went to a major grocery chain store today to buy among other things, a mop bucket. Had no problem finding mops, brooms, whisk brooms, dust pans et.al. No buckets. I managed to flag down a store manager of all people and asked him where I could find a mop bucket. I was NOT very politely informed they do not stock mop buckets.
"But you have mops"
"We don't stock mop buckets"
Just then I spotted a stack of buckets a couple of aisles over in a corner of the highest shelf.
"What are those?"
"You might sell more if they were by the mops"
"They are not MOP buckets"
"Do you mind if I buy one to use for a mop bucket?"
He said as he walked away, "I don't care what you use it for."
This one is compliments of mike
Hi, don't know where this one came from if it's already been featured here ignore it.
After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more kids.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
'A less costly alternative, ' said the doctor, 'is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can
(COORS), then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10.
'The Alabamian said to the doctor, 'I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to ear is going to help me.