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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 187

These are compliments of mike

Another for the old farts theme

I went to the doctor complaining of water on the knee

He told me to aim straighter


Made me smile...

I'D LOVE TO BE EIGHT AGAIN

A man asked his wife what she'd like for her

Birthday. 'I'd love to be eight again' she replied.

On the morning of her birthday, he arose early and made her a bowl of Coco Pops and jammy toasties!

He took her to Surfers Paradise and put her on every ride in the park:

The Death Slide

The Wall of Fear

The Screaming Monster Roller Coaster

Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away they went to a McDonalds where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate milkshake.

Then it was off to the movies: the latest Kiddies three hour epic cartoon, a hot dog, popcorn, all the Coke she could drink, her favourite lolly and

M&Ms!

What a fabulous adventure!

Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed onto the bed exhausted. He leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked 'Well dear, what was it like being eight again?'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression changed to one of total realisation... 'I meant my dress size, you f****ing idiot!!!'

The moral of this story: Even when a man is listening, he's still gonna get it wrong


These are compliments of Mikey

HOSPITAL CHART BLOOPERS

Actual excerpts from hospital charts

(Parenthetical thoughts are mine.)

1. The patient refused autopsy. (Wouldn't you?)

2. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. (Could be a problem.)

3. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. (Really! Someone roll her over.)

4. On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared. (Check under her legging.)

 
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