Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Ralph and Charlie were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, NL.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Ralph said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"
Charlie says "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Ralph wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.
In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!
Then the phone rings ... It's Charlie.
Charlie says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"
"I feel great. How about you?"
Charlie says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"
Ralph says, "Nope, that jet fuel is great stuff; no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."
Charlie says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing ... Have you farted yet?"
"Well, DON'T. I'm in Thunder Bay!!!
Brilliant, definitely worth a look
This is an awesome video.
This guy has some incredible core strength and absolutely no fear!
If you have seen the movie Brave Heart you will recognize some of the scenery,