Chapter 161

Ralph and Charlie were a couple of Newfie drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Gander, NL.

One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.

Ralph said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!"

Charlie says "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?"

So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.

The next morning Ralph wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels.

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing!

Then the phone rings ... It's Charlie.

Charlie says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?"

"I feel great. How about you?"

Charlie says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?"

Ralph says, "Nope, that jet fuel is great stuff; no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often."

Charlie says, "Yeah, well there's just one thing ... Have you farted yet?"

"No..."

"Well, DON'T. I'm in Thunder Bay!!!

Brilliant, definitely worth a look

This is an awesome video.

This guy has some incredible core strength and absolutely no fear!

If you have seen the movie Brave Heart you will recognize some of the scenery,

also filmed in Scotland.

(http://www.youtube.com/embed/xQ_IQS3VKjA?feature=player_embedded)

This one is compliments of Gary

The teacher walked into the fifth grade sex education class and said, "Okay, today students we will be talking about the male penis. Can any of you explain what that is?"

Little Johnny in the back of the classroom was waving his arm.

The teacher points to him and says, "Do you know what I'm talking about Johnny?"

"Yes, ma'am I do. My daddy has two penises!", he says.

"What!?" the teacher says. "What do you mean your daddy has two penises?"

"Well ma'am, yes he does. He has a small one that he pees with and a big one that he brushes the babysitter's teeth with."

With that, the teacher fainted.

Wow, amazing! From the Technical University in Delft, Netherlands

https://www.youtube.com/embed/y-rEI4bezWc