Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
These are compliments of gimpy
Why did the religious conservative want more testing in the public schools?
Because Bill O'Rielly on Fox News said "That as long as there are tests, there will be prayer in the public schools"
Father William, the old priest, made it a practice to visit the parish school one day a week. He walked into the 4th grade class, where the children were studying the states, and asked them how many states they could name. They came up with about 40 names.
Father William jokingly told them that in his day students knew the names of all the states.
One lad raised his hand and said, Yes sir, but in those days there were only 13 states.
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun.
Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.
Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up ... you're next!"
Why did the blonde have bruises around her navel?
She had a blonde boyfriend.
This one is Compliments of dave m
One night a father was helping his son with his homework.
The father asked "What is the Gross National Product?"
The little boy pondered for a minute and replied "Spinach?"
This one is compliments of bob.
Don and Frank, two friends, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems.