Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 68

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

This explains the puzzling difference between the brains of men & women. https://www.youtube.com/embed/ulP6f9zXtTs?rel=0

These are from grandpa, a bunny eater ... bad!!!!!

SOME ONE LINERS

I have all the money I'll ever need --If I die by

4 p.m. today

I ask god for a bike. But I know god don't work that way. So I stole one and asked for forgiveness.

I saw a woman wearing a shirt that said "GUESS" on it.

So I said "implants

Children in the dark have accidents, But accidents in the dark make children.

If you think nobody cares your alive try missing a couple of payments

Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience

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A computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame

I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

Work harder millions on welfare depend on you.

If your dog is barking at the back door and the wife is yelling at the front door Who do you let in first? The dog of course he'll shut up once you let him in.

There is a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.

Never under any circumstances take a laxative and a sleeping pill on the same night.

If sex is a pain in the ass.

You're doing it wrong. how is it that one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole box to start a campfire.

Don't piss me off I am running out of places to hide the bodies a friend will bail you out of jail. But your best friend will be sitting beside you saying "Dame that was fun"


A man was going to take a 3 week vacation to

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