Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
The World's Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time a guy asked a girl "Will You Marry Me?"
The girl said "NO".
And the guy lived happily ever after and rode a motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank Beer and Scotch and had money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
How to get to Heaven from Ireland
(A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher)
I was questioning children in my Dublin Sunday school class,
to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven.
I asked them, If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale,
and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?'
'NO!' the children answered.
'If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden, and kept everything
tidy, would that get me into heaven?'
Again, the answer was 'NO!'