Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 56
"Woman stops gator attack with a small Beretta pistol."
This is a story of self-control and marksmanship by a brave, cool-headed woman with a small pistol against a fierce predator. What is the smallest caliber that you would trust to protect yourself?
A Beretta testimonial.
Here is her story:
While out walking along the edge of a bayou just below Houma, Louisiana with my soon to be ex-husband discussing property settlement and other divorce issues, we were surprised by a huge 12-ft. alligator suddenly emerging from the murky water and charging us with its large jaws wide open. She must have been protecting her nest because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire .25caliber pistol with me, I would not be here today!
Just one shot to estranged husband's knee cap was all it took. The gator got him easily and I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace.
It's one of the best pistols in my collection! Plus ... the amount I saved in lawyer's fees was more than worth the purchase price of the gun.
This is compliments of Gary
A Zen monk walks up to a hot-dog stand and says to the seller: "Make me one with everything!"
The seller says nothing, but goes about making a hot-dog with mustard, ketchup, relish, salsa, mayonnaise, onions, sauerkraut and a dill pickle.
He hands it to the monk and says: "That'll be $5.97."
The monk hands the seller a $10 bill. The seller takes it, puts it in his till, and then goes puttering about, cleaning this and that, re-stocking the supplies, etc., etc.
Finally, the monk clears his throat, and when the seller looks over at him and raises an eyebrow, the monk says: "What about my change?"
The seller looks over his glasses at the monk and says reprovingly: "Change comes from within!"
These are compliments of davenothere
Pinocchio, Snow White, and Superman are out for a stroll in town one day.
As they walk, they come across a sign: "Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world."
"I am entering" said Snow White.
After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, "Well, how did you do?"
"First Place!" said Snow White.
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