Jokes and Giggles
Chapter 35

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

A few seniors are sitting outside the seniors' home on the veranda in comfy chairs. An elderly woman looks at the man next to her and says, "I bet I can tell you how old you are!"

The man, really well up there in years, scowled at her and said, "No, you can't!"

She says, "Betcha I can!"

He says, "But what can we bet? None of us have any money!"

She says, "If I guess right, you have to take off your clothes; if I guess wrong, I'll take mine off, o.k.?"

He grumbled a little, mumbling something about "that wouldn't be no prize!". Then he said, "OK, how old am I?"

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