Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
A few seniors are sitting outside the seniors' home on the veranda in comfy chairs. An elderly woman looks at the man next to her and says, "I bet I can tell you how old you are!"
The man, really well up there in years, scowled at her and said, "No, you can't!"
She says, "Betcha I can!"
He says, "But what can we bet? None of us have any money!"
She says, "If I guess right, you have to take off your clothes; if I guess wrong, I'll take mine off, o.k.?"
He grumbled a little, mumbling something about "that wouldn't be no prize!". Then he said, "OK, how old am I?"