Chapter 35

A few seniors are sitting outside the seniors' home on the veranda in comfy chairs. An elderly woman looks at the man next to her and says, "I bet I can tell you how old you are!"

The man, really well up there in years, scowled at her and said, "No, you can't!"

She says, "Betcha I can!"

He says, "But what can we bet? None of us have any money!"

She says, "If I guess right, you have to take off your clothes; if I guess wrong, I'll take mine off, o.k.?"

He grumbled a little, mumbling something about "that wouldn't be no prize!". Then he said, "OK, how old am I?"

She says, "Yer 94 and 3 months!"

He says, amazed, "I'll be danged!"

She says, "Take off your clothes!"

And he does. And she takes a good look at him for a while.

Then she says, "OK, get dressed."

He does, and sits down with a puzzled look on his face.

Finally, he asks her, "Alright, you've just got to tell me how you knew my age right down to the month!"

She says, "You told me yesterday."