Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 993
This one is compliments of d1rtyb1rd
Dirty Pancho
So, in an old western cantina, some old cowboy walks in, and spies another cowboy reading the paper. The headline screamed, “Dirty Pancho Strikes Again!”. The old cowboy speaks up, “That Dirty Pancho! He’s some bad hombre!”
The paper reader looked up, and responded, “Meh, he’s not so bad. I’m not impressed.”
The first fellow said, “Look at all the horrible things he’s done! He’s robbing, he’s pillaging, and he’s doing dastardly deeds! He’s behind all sorts of mayhem.”
The paper reader folded up his paper, set it upon the table, and leaned back. “I know Dirty Pancho. I’m not so impressed.”
The newcomer sneered. “So, you know Dirty Pancho?”
“Yep.”
“YOU, know Dirty Pancho?”
The first cowboy regarded his correspondent. “Let me tell you a story. A little while ago, I was riding through the desert. Suddenly, this hombre leaped from behind a rock. It was Dirty Pancho, I recognized him from the wanted posters. He had a gun, and he said, ‘Stop the horse’. He had the gun, what could I do? I stopped the horse.
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