Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 990
CANADIAN COWBOY...
A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the Saskatchewan prairies without water. His horse has already died of thirst.
He’s crawling along the dusty ground, certain that he has breathed his last breath, when all of a sudden he sees an object sticking out of the ground several yards ahead of him.
He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the ground and discovers what looks to be an old briefcase.
He opens it and out pops a genie. But this is no ordinary genie.
She is wearing a Revenue Canada ID badge and a dull grey dress.
There’s a calculator in her pocketbook. She has a pencil tucked behind one ear. ‘Well, cowboy,’ says the genie ... You know how I work ... You have three wishes.’
‘I’m not falling for this.’ said the cowboy... ‘I’m not going to trust a Revenue Canada genie.’
‘What do you have to lose? You’ve got no transportation and it looks like you’re a goner anyway!’
The cowboy thinks about this for a minute and decides that the genie is right. ‘OK!, I wish I were along-side a lush spring with plenty of food and drink.’
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