Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 989
POST SURGERY
“You’ll be fine,” the doctor said after finishing the young woman’s surgery. But, she asked, “How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?” The surgeon seemed to pause and his face reddened as a small tear ran down his cheek.
The girl was alarmed.
“What’s the matter doctor? I will be all right, won’t I?”
He replied, “Yes, you’ll be fine. It’s just that no-one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out.”
Some Important Thoughts
· If you attempt to rob a bank you won’t have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.
* Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?
* What if my dog only brings back my ball because he thinks I like throwing it?
* If poison expires, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?
* Which letter is silent in the word “Scent,” the S or the C?
* The letter W, in English, is called double U. Shouldn’t it be called double V?
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