Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 978
One day a young woman had just started playing her round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, ‘Why are you back in so early? What’s wrong?’ ‘I was stung by a bee’, she said. ‘Where?’, he asked. ‘Between the first and second hole’, she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said... ‘Then your feet were too far apart.’
“How To Stop Nail Biting”
Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over lunch.
“I do wish that my John would stop biting his nails.
He makes me terribly nervous.”
My Fred used to do the same thing,” the other woman replied. “But I broke him of the habit.”
“Really, how?” asked the first woman.
“Easy, I hid his teeth.”
A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street.
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