Chapter 978

One day a young woman had just started playing her round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain. Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked, ‘Why are you back in so early? What’s wrong?’ ‘I was stung by a bee’, she said. ‘Where?’, he asked. ‘Between the first and second hole’, she replied.

He nodded knowingly and said... ‘Then your feet were too far apart.’

“How To Stop Nail Biting”

Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over lunch.

“I do wish that my John would stop biting his nails.

He makes me terribly nervous.”

My Fred used to do the same thing,” the other woman replied. “But I broke him of the habit.”

“Really, how?” asked the first woman.

“Easy, I hid his teeth.”

A six-year-old boy told his father he wanted to marry the little girl across the street.

The father, being modern and well-schooled in handling children, hid his smile behind his hand.

“That’s a serious step,” he said.

“Have you thought it out completely?”

“Yes,” his young son answered.

“We can spend one week in my room and the next in hers.

It’s right across the street, so I can run home if I get scared of the dark...”

“How about transportation?” the father asked.

“I have my wagon, and we both have our tricycles,” the little boy answered.

The boy had an answer to every question the father raised.

Finally, in exasperation, his dad asked,

“What about babies?

When you’re married, you’re liable to have babies, you know.”

“We’ve thought about that, too,” the little boy replied.

“We’re not going to have babies. Every time she lays an egg,

I’m going to step on it!”