Chapter 976

This one is compliments of bobw40

THE PSYCHIATRIST AND THE PROCTOLOGIST

Best friends graduated from medical school at the same time and decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to share office space and personnel.

Dr. Smith was the psychiatrist, and Dr. Jones was the proctologist.

They put up a sign reading: Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Hysterias and Posteriors.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

The docs changed it to read: Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.

This also was not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to read Catatonics and High Colonics. No go!

Next they tried Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives – thumbs down again.

Then came Minds and Behinds. Still no good.

Another attempt resulted in Lost Souls and Butt Holes - unacceptable again.

So they tried Nuts and Butts - no way.

Freaks and Cheeks - still no good. Loons and Moons – forget it.

Almost at their wit’s end, the docs finally came up with Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones - Specializing in Odds and Ends.

Everybody loved it.

This one is just a titch political compliments of attila

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.

Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.

The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different ... again.

Little Johnny said, “Because I’m not an Obama fan.”

The teacher asked, “Why aren’t you a fan of Obama?” Johnny said, “Because I’m a Republican.”

The teacher asked him why he’s a Republican. Little Johnny answered, “Well, my Mom’s a Republican and my Dad’s a Republican, so I’m a Republican.”

Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, “If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?”

With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, “That would make me an Obama fan...”