Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 974
REDSKINS DROP OFFENSIVE NAME...
The Washington Redskins finally agreed to drop the offensive name: Dan Snyder, owner of the NFL Redskins, announced today that the team is dropping “Washington” from the team name, and it will henceforth be simply known as “The Redskins.”
It was reported that he finds the word “Washington “ imparts a negative image of poor leadership, mismanagement, corruption, cheating, lying, and graft, and is not a fitting role-model for young fans of football.
The preacher visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best. The preacher visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
“Not bad” said the woman, “I’ve given up smoking and drinking but then I bent over to get some stuff out of the freezer and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs in High Heels, he pulled up my skirt, and made love to me right then and there.”
“They don’t like that in heaven”, said the preacher.
The woman replied: “They’re not too happy about it in Walmart either!”
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