Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 970
This is compliments of Pepere
An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family.”
No one moved. The preacher continued, “Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression.”
Again, all was quiet. Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop a runaway train rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke,
“Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said that you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you are a wizard under the sheets.”
The preacher fell to his knees, his wife fainted, and the congregation roared.
These are compliments of Richard W.
Moses, Jesus and an old man go golfing.
Moses tees off and hits the ball directly towards the water hazard that is next to the green. Just as it’s about to roll into the water, the water parts and allows the ball to roll through it and up onto the green. it stops just short of the hole.
Jesus looks at Moses and says. “Nice shot Moses.”
Moses replies. “Thank you Jesus.”
Now Jesus tees off. He also hits the ball straight at the same water hazard. This time the ball skips and then rolls across the top of the water, to end up just short of the hole.
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