Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 962
These are compliments of smokeyjoe from the land down under:
A missionary is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing and Christianity.
One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the missionary aside and says, “Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!”
The missionary replied, “No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion.”
The chief was silent for a moment, and then said, “Tell you what. You no tell, me no tell.”
Billy was on holiday in America and didn’t speak very good English. It was his last day and he was heading to the airport to fly home, but first he needed to buy a few things.
He ends up going to the store and asking the clerk for some “BUM”. She sits there and thinks for awhile and then says, “Oh you must mean gum.”
Then he goes to the fish store and asked if he could get some “FUCK IT”. The fish man thinks and says, “Oh I get it, you must mean Bucket (bucket of fish)”
Billy shakes his head as YES.
Then he makes a trip to the pet store and says, “Could I get a cock and spank it?” The pet store owner says “Oh you must mean Cocker Spaniel.”
Billy shakes his head YES.
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