Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 941
This one is compliments of Unclepodger
40 years Of marriage
A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic Little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.
She said, “For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.”
The wife answered, “Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.”
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her Hands.
The husband thought for a moment: “Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.”
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish. So the fairy waved her magic wand and Poof!...
The husband became 92 years old.
The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female...
These are compliments of J & B.
Work was a woman’s job, but one evening, Kathy arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer, Dinner was on the stove, and the table set. She was astonished!
It turns out that Victor had read an article that said, ‘Wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex’.
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