Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 935
Technology!!
Isn’t this the truth ... were getting old at the right time...
Dearest Dad,
I am coming home to get married soon, so get your check book out. I’m in love with a boy who is far away from me.
As you know, I am in Australia ... and he lives in Scotland. We met on a dating website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp. He proposed to me on Skype, and now we’ve had two months of a relationship through Viber.
My beloved and favorite Dad, I need your blessing, good wishes, and a really big wedding.
Lots of love and thanks
Your favorite daughter,
Lilly
THE RESPONSE
My Dear Lilly,
Like Wow! Really? Cool!
Whatever ... I suggest you two get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, and pay for it all through PayPal.
And when you get fed up with this new husband, sell him on eBay.
Love,
Your Dad
This one is compliments of Skyrat
So, the company Bob worked for got this tremendous insurance deal, no deductible, no copay, covers everything, but only if everybody, without exception, everybody, signs up.
Bob wasn’t so sure about this, and did not sign up. He was the only one.
So, his buddies on the shop floor talked to him, to no avail. “I’m not signing up for it, I don’t understand it,” he told them.
So, the foreman talked to him. Didn’t change a thing. “I’m not signing up for it, I don’t understand it,” he told him.
The union steward pulled him aside, and tried to make him see the advantages of the new insurance plan. Again, Bob was unmoved.
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