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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 933

Dear Mr. Murphy,

We are pleased to inform you that the biopsy of the red area on your penis shows it was not cancerous.

It was lipstick.

We deeply regret the amputation.


Men!

After 10 years, the wife starts to think their kid looks kind of strange.

So she decides to do a DNA test.

She finds out that the kid is actually from completely different parents.

Wife: Honey, I have something very serious to tell you.

Husband: What’s up?

Wife: According to the DNA test results, this is not our kid.

Husband: Well you don’t remember, do you??

When we were leaving the hospital, we noticed that our baby had pooped.

You said: Please go change the baby; I’ll wait for you here.

So I went inside, left the dirty one there and got a clean one.

Moral:

Never give a man a job that doesn’t belong to him!!


This one is compliments of J & B

Recently, while I was working in the flower beds in the front yard, my neighbors stopped to chat as they returned home from walking their dog. During our friendly conversation, I asked their little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up.

 
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