Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 931
A man walks into the election office and says to the receptionist: “I want to put my name forward for the coming election.”
Receptionist: “Certainly sir. Please fill in this form.”
As he fills in the form, he comes to the question: ‘‘Are you circumcised?”
He turns to the receptionist, and points to the question: “Is this one necessary?”
Receptionist: “Circumcised men are ineligible, sir”.
“Why is that,” he asks?
Receptionist: “To be a genuine politician, you must be a complete prick.”
This is compliments of Rick M.
A TEST FOR OLD KIDS
Read the questions and fill in the blanks. The answers are below, but don’t cheat.
01. After the Lone Ranger saved the day and rode off into the sunset, the grateful citizens would ask, Who was that masked man? Invariably, someone would answer, I don’t know, but he left this behind What did he leave behind? ________________.
02. When the Beatles first came to the U.S. in early 1964, we all watched them on The _______________ Show.
03.”Get your kicks, ___________________.”
04. “The story you are about to see is true. The names have been changed ___________________.”
05. “In the jungle, the mighty jungle, ________________.”
06. After the Twist, The Mashed Potato, and the Watusi, we “danced” under a stick that was lowered as low as we could go in a dance called the? “_____________.”
07. “NESTLES”, Nestle’s makes the very best... _______________.”
08. Satchmo was America’s “Ambassador of Goodwill.” Our parents shared this great jazz trumpet player with us. His name was _________________.
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