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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 923

This one is compliments of Unclepodger

Phil Mickelson

On a golf tour in Ireland, Phil Mickelson drives his Mercedes into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.

The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. “Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant.

Phil nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.

“What are those?”, asks the attendant.

“They’re called tees” replies Phil.

“Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman.

“They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Phil.

“Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “Mercedes thinks of everything.”


This one is compliments of J & B

“Words” we used as kids!

For many of us, the terms and words or phrase’s listed below will ring a bell. Other’s of this modern age of verbal communication will have no clue.

Would you believe the email spell checker did not recognize the word, murgatroyd?

The other day a not so elderly lady said something to her son about driving a Jalopy and he looked at her quizzically and said,

“What the heck is a Jalopy?” He never heard of the word, ‘jalopy’!! She knew she was old but not that old.

Well, I hope you are Hunky Dory after you read this and chuckle.

These phrases included: Don’t touch that dial; Carbon copy; You sound like a broken record, and; Hung out to dry. They’re as close as two peas in a pod.

 
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