Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 917
This Limerick is compliments of cbarge
There once was a man named McBride Who fell in an outhouse and died. Along came his brother who fell in another And now they’re interred side by side.
These are compliments of Capt. Zapp
Two guys are sitting at a bar. M1: Hey Joe. I saw some guy trying to talk your wife into having sex with him. M2: Did he succeed? M1: No. M2: Then it wasn’t my wife.
A little further down the bar. M3: Hey Tom. You like women with big tits? M4: Nah. More than a mouthful’s a waste. M3: Then you like women with a big ass. M4: Nope. Small and firm. M3: Then it must be that you like women with a big loose pussy. M4: No way man! I like ‘em tiny and tight. M3: Then why are you fucking my wife?
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