Chapter 917

This Limerick is compliments of cbarge

There once was a man named McBride Who fell in an outhouse and died. Along came his brother who fell in another And now they’re interred side by side.

These are compliments of Capt. Zapp

Two guys are sitting at a bar. M1: Hey Joe. I saw some guy trying to talk your wife into having sex with him. M2: Did he succeed? M1: No. M2: Then it wasn’t my wife.

A little further down the bar. M3: Hey Tom. You like women with big tits? M4: Nah. More than a mouthful’s a waste. M3: Then you like women with a big ass. M4: Nope. Small and firm. M3: Then it must be that you like women with a big loose pussy. M4: No way man! I like ‘em tiny and tight. M3: Then why are you fucking my wife?

Doctor discussing test results with older male patient.

Doctor: Well, You are in excellent health for a man your age Mr. Johnson and I just spoke to the lab. The good news is you do NOT have an STD. Patient: Well that IS good news, doc. I mean, how would it look for a man of 74 to have that. But Doc, I still have a drip. If it’s not an STD, what is it?

Doctor: Well, let me ask you this. When were you last with a woman? Patient: Heh for a man my age I still have my share of women. Doctor: Yes. Yes, I understand that, but, when were you last with a woman?

Patient: Well. I’d say it was about six weeks ago. Doctor: You better get back to her. You’re just now cumming.

Shit I wonder if he could have been Jim7?????