Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 915
A cannibal was walking through the jungle And came upon a restaurant operated by a Fellow cannibal.
Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu...
+Tourist: $5.00
+Broiled Missionary: $10.00
+Fried Explorer: $15.00
+Baked Democrat or Grilled Republican: $100.00
The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a high price for the Politicians?”
The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of shit, it takes all morning...”
This group is compliments of dorsetmike
Who hails from across the pond...
Some of the words and places are British English, don’t know how well they seem on your side of the pond, ) Memories of a drunken party; nonsense rhymes:
Shtarkle shtarkle little twink who the hell you are you think up above the world sho high like a diamond in a goosegog pie
Thirty days hath Septober, April, June and Nowonder All the rest have eggs for breakfast Except Grandma, and she rides a bike
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