Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 914
This is compliments of J & B
A women and here five year old son were walking down the street when they met a pregnant woman. After she had gone by the little boy asked his mother why the woman had a big stomach.
The mother did not want to get into conception at his age and side stepped the issue by saying she had swallowed a watermelon. The little boy knew what watermelons looked like and figured that sounds right.
A short time later, they meet another very pregnant woman. As they meet the little boy points at her stomach and screams at the woman “I KNOW WHAT YOU’VE BEEN DOING”.
These are compliments of Mario...
In Jamaica you can get a steak and kidney pie for £1.75, a chicken and mushroom pie for £1.60 and an apple pie for £2.15.
In St Kitts and Nevis a steak and kidney pie will cost you £2, a chicken pie (without mushrooms) is £1.70 and a cherry pie can be yours for £1.95.
In Trinidad and Tobago, that steak and kidney pie comes in at £2.50, but you can two for £3.50, while the chicken and mushroom pie is £2.25, or two for £3.25. They also offer meat and potato pie for £2, or two for £3. Their apple pies and cherry pies are often sold for £2.75, or two (any combination) for £4.75.
Those are the Pie Rates of the Caribbean!
A Martian couple and an Earthling couple have met and are talking about all sorts of things.
Finally, the subject of sex comes up. “Just how do you guys do it?” asked the Earthling.
“Pretty much the way you do,” responded the Martian.
Discussion ensues and finally the couples decide to swap partners for the night and experience one another. The female Earthling and the male Martian go off to a bedroom where the Martian strips. He’s got only a teeny, weeny member; very short and very narrow.
“What can you do with THAT!?” exclaims the woman.
“Why?” he asked, “What’s the matter?”
“Well,” she replied, “it’s nowhere near long enough. It’ll never reach!”
“No problem,” he said and proceeded to slap his forehead with his palm. With each slap of his forehead, his member grew until it was quite impressively long.
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