Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 912
These little Ditties are compliments of Bob W
There once was a miss from Dallas
she used a dynamite stick for a phallus
They found her vagina in North Carolina
and bits of her tits in Nogales.
There was a diva from Sparta
who was a magnificent farta
BOOM! went her ass with
Bach’s B-Minor Mass
and for an encore she played a sonata
This one is compliments of Gary:
The doctor came out of the exam room chuckling after he had given a physical to an old retired sailor. His nurse asked, “What’s so funny?”
The doctor replies, “You need to go in and see this old guy. He has his girlfriend’s name, ‘Tina’ tattooed on his pecker.”
So the nurse decides to go check it out. A while later she comes out of the exam room and tells the doctor, “You were mistaken about him. He doesn’t have his girlfriend’s name tattooed on his equipment, he has his ship’s name tattooed on it. The Ticonderoga!”
These are compliments of Andrew B.
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing “Love” stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.
His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.
The man says: “I’m sending out one thousand Valentine cards signed: ‘Guess who?’”
“But why?” asks the man.
“I’m a divorce lawyer.” the man replies.
You may have heard about the Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel.
By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered “mentally unstable”.
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