Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 909
Compliments of Earl J.
I went out with a girl last night, that I thought that I could trust...
BUT as we walked home, I said with a groan: “I must kiss your lips or bust!”
Do you know what she did, do you know what she said, to preserve her maidenly vows!!!
She said, “We’ll make it the lips tonight, ‘cause I’m wearing a high necked blouse.”
These are compliments of Allan B.
What do they serve at a Black-Korean fusion restaurant?
Seoul food...
What is the term for Roman Epilepsy?
Julius Seizure.
Why is it painful to rent a car?
Because it Hertz
There’s the German Communist newspaper for cats.
It’s called the Meow Zeitung
Men who like cats are better to their wives than men who like dogs.
Consider the reaction to calling your wife or girlfriend ‘kitten’ or ‘pussycat’, compared to calling her ‘bitch’.
A man goes to the clinic and makes an appointment with an ophthalmologist and an urologist. The nurse asked, “Why do you need them both?”
He replied, “Either I’ve gone color-blind, or my piss has turned blue”.
These are compliments of Uncle Podger
Women’s Revenge
‘Cash, check or charge?’ I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.
As she fumbled for her wallet, I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
‘So, do you always carry your TV remote?’ I asked.
‘No, ‘ she replied, ‘but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.’
Wife vs. Husband
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position.
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