Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 907
Important Points to Ponder from Fangman:
There are important questions to be answered about recent LGBT bathroom legislation and whether transgender people will be permitted to use a toilet of the gender that they “identify” with or be required to use the toilet of their biological gender.
If the latter applies will public toilets be required to have a Genital Inspection Station posted at the entrance to all public toilets?
Who will have to pay these Pecker Checkers, the people using the toilet or the entity that owns the toilet? And how much money will a Pecker Checker be paid to check peckers? Or do we pay a Pecker Checker by the number of peckers checked? How many peckers would a Pecker Checker check if a Pecker Checker could check peckers?
What has this country come to when the Department of Employment has to create a new job description of Politically Correct Restroom Service Inspectors? Their Motto Will Be: “If You gotta pee - We gotta see!”
Just a thought...
More from Fangman:
The inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle, Arthur Davidson died and went to heaven.
At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. ‘Since you’ve been such a good man and your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you can hang out with anyone you want to in heaven.’
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, “I want to hang out with God.’
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