Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 904
Not On Wednesdays
A woman goes to her doctor complaining that she is exhausted all the time. After the diagnostic tests showed nothing, the doctor gets around to asking her how often she has intercourse.
“Every Monday, Wednesday, and Saturday,” she says.
The doctor advises her to cut out Wednesday.
“I can’t,” says the woman. “That’s the only night I’m home with my husband.”
Nomenclature
“Mom,” he said, “the other boys at school are using two words I don’t understand. Can you tell me what they mean?”
“Certainly,” Mom said. “What are they?”
“Pussy and bitch.” Mom inhaled sharply, but recovered quickly.
“Oh, that’s easy,” she said. “A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico. A bitch is a female dog, like our Sandy.”
Craig thanked his mother and ran out the door. But something about his mother’s explanation bothered him. So he sought out his father. Dad was in the garage.
“Dad,” Craig said, “the guys at school are using words I don’t understand.”
“What words, son?” “Pussy and bitch. I asked Mom, but I don’t think she told me the right meanings.”
“Son, never ask your mother about these things. Ask me. Let me explain what they mean for you.” He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centrefold and drew a circle around the pubic area.
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