Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 903
Blond/blonde jokes
Two blondes were riding up in an elevator. Long before reaching their floor the elevator stopped and a really great looking guy got on. He smiled at the blondes and reached over and hit the button for the next floor. Then he stood and admired the scenery as the elevator went up. When the door opened behind him he smiled at the blondes, turned and went out the door. When he turned to leave the blondes saw a large number of dandruff flakes down his back.
The first blonde turned to the second and went “Eeewwweue!”
The second blonde said “That’s okay. If I can get him home I’ll give him Head and Shoulders.”
The first blonde looked at the second and asked “How do you give shoulders?”
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher asked them why they were arguing and the first boy said:
“We found a ten dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever can tell the biggest lie.”
“You should be ashamed of yourselves” the teacher said. “When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.”
The two boys looked at each other, nodded and then gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of the building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said:
“Corned beef and cabbage. If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building.”
The Mexican opened his lunch box again and exclaimed “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump too.”
The blond guy opened his lunch and said “Bologna again! If I get one more bologna sandwich one more time I’m also going to jump.”
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