Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 901
The following is not politically correct Please don’t read through your rose colored glasses.
Compliments of pigs41
Nearly shagged a Ladyboy last night.
Picked him up in a night club. He Looked like a woman. Smelled like a woman. Danced like a woman. Even kissed like a woman, but as we arrived back at his apartment he reversed his car into a tight parking slot in one fluid movement... ! That’s when I thought “Wait a f’ing minute...”
In the Pub the other day I was telling that old joke about what you do if you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath. Answer; throw in your washing.
We were all having a good laugh about this, when this big bastard tapped me on the shoulder and said “I don’t find that very funny. My brother was an epileptic and he died in the bath during one of his fits...”
I said “Sorry mate. Did he drown?”
“No,” he said, “he choked on a sock.”
The wife came out of the bathroom and said “I have just shaved my bits and you know what that means don’t you?”
I said “Yeah, the bloody plug hole is blocked again.”
An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The Grand Emir was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.
Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with a glass of water, but then came the time when he returned empty handed.
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