Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 895
This is compliments of Jan T.
The difference between marketing and sales:
Marketing knows more and more about less and less till it knows everything about nothing at all.
Sales knows less and less about more and more until it knows nothing about everything.
This is compliments of J & B
Just a few random thoughts.
These are on chalkboards in Johannesburg South Africa
Stop trying to make everybody happy – you’re not tequila.
Don’t do something permanently stupid because you’re temporally upset.
It’s better to walk alone rather than with a crowd going in the wrong direction.
Be what you needed when you were younger.
If you had to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny is it red or white?
When you’re forgiven you heal. When you let go you grow.
If you have a gun you can rob a bank, but if you have a bank you can rob everyone.
Forgiveness does not change the past but it does enlarge the future.
In a world where you can be anything, be kind.
When you make a commitment you build hope. When You keep it you build trust.
I am a woman what’s your superpower?
May your choices reflect what your hopes are, not your fears.
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