Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 894
Thank Allan B for the following:
What’s long and hard & has cum in it?
A cucumber...
What is 6.9?
A great thing, ruined by a period.
Then there was the couple who went to group therapy. The therapist said, “You all should know what your wife’s favorite flower is.” The husband leaned over to his wife and whispered, “Pillsbury, isn’t it?”
A cop arrested a speeder and brought him to the lockup.
The driver said, “But...”
The cop said, “Don’t talk to me, talk to the chief when he gets in.”
The driver says, “But I...”
The cop says, “I’m not talking to you. Talk to the chief.”
5 hours later, the cop checks on the cell and says to the guy, “Don’t worry, the chief is marrying off his daughter today. He’ll be in a good mood.”
The guy says, “Don’t be too sure. I’m the groom.”
What do you call a white bear that has sex with both male and female bears?
Bi-polar.
Why are tennis players such bad paramours?
Because for them, Love is nothing...
These are compliments of J & B. Yes they could be repeats but they funny, read them again...
Blonde Men...
Well FINALLY, it just had to come to this sooner or later!
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”
He answers, “Yes, but I’m not sure what to do ... it’s for dry hair, and I’ve just wet mine.”
A blonde man spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND”.
He spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant and her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
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