Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 886
A GREAT HUNT
Shot my first turkey yesterday! Scared the shit outta everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome! Getting’ old is so much fun...
Remember:
Don’t make old people mad!
We don’t like being old in the first place, so it doesn’t take much to piss us off.
CAUTION: The following are not ‘Politically Correct’ Compliments of A. von W
Female Jokes First Woman: “This is very embarrassing, but every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm.” Second Woman: “You poor dear! Are you taking anything for that?” First Woman: “Snuff.”
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
1) She’s three feet tall, has a round hole for a mouth and her head is flat so you can put cocktails on it.
2) The sports model has pull-back ears and her teeth fold in.
3) The economy model - she fucks all night and at midnight
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