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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 880

These are compliments of Mario...

When a man is near the end of his life, he rests a lot, becomes very lethargic and loses all interest in sexual activity. This is the same with a woman except the changes take place earlier, usually just after the honeymoon

I saw a sign today that read: Tiredness kills, take a break. So I pulled over and went to sleep. When I woke up I felt great and was ready to drive again. I was 5 hours late for work though.

MEDICAL WARNING... ! Beware, never take any Viagra at the same time as you are taking a course of Iron Supplement Tablets. I did it once and it’s really weird. Whichever way you turn, your Dick will always point to Magnetic North.

I pulled up at the Traffic Lights next to a lovely young Blonde girl, I smiled and lowers my Window. She smiled back and lowers her Window. So I leaned across and says, “Have you just Farted as well”... ???

I realised my parents favoured my twin brother over me when they asked me to blow up balloons for his surprise birthday party.


This is compliments of J & B, yes it is aged but you will smile.

 
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