Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 874
A minister was seated on a plane bound from Hong Kong to the US with a stopover in Honolulu...
After the stopover a crusty old Marine boarded and as fate would have it he was seated next to the minister.
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.
The flight attendant asked the Marine if he wanted a drink.
The Marine asked for Rum & Coke, which was prepared and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink
He replied in disgust... “I’d rather be savagely raped by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips.”
The old Marine then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,
“Me too, I didn’t know we had a choice.”
You may not agree ... but
The descriptions are called Deginitions
CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco
Rolled in paper
With fire at one end
And a fool at the other.
MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement
Wherein
A man loses his bachelor’s degree
And a woman gains her masters.
CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man
Multiplied by the
Number present.
COMPROMISE:
The art of dividing
A cake in such a way that
Everybody believes
He got the biggest piece.
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