Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 859
This one is compliments of Joe S.
A father had three teenage daughters and tonight they were each going out on their first date.
To convey the right impression, the concerned father decided carry his shotgun when he met each young man at the door.
The first date arrived and said, “Hi! My name is Joe. I came for Flo. We’re going to the show, is she ready to go?”
The father decided Joe was OK and the couple left.
The second young man knocked and said, “Hi! My name is Eddie. I came for Betty. We’re going for spaghetti. Is she ready?”
Eddie passed the father’s inspection and he and Betty left.
The third young man came to the door and said, “Hi! My name is Chuck...” and the father shot him.
This little ditties are compliments of J & B
A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:
we will heel you we will save your sole We will even dye for you.
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office: “Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”;
In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.”;
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday’s Meals on Wheels
At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what you’re looking for, You’ve come to the right place.”;
On a Plumber’s truck : “We repair what your husband fixed.”;
On another Plumber’s truck: “Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”;
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : “Invite us to your next blowout.”;
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.”;
In a Non-smoking Area: “If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”;
On a Maternity Room door: “Push. Push. Push.”;
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