Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 857
A fight breaks out at a Redneck wedding, chairs are flying and women are crying.
The police show up and arrest all the men involved in the scuffle. They all are brought to the courthouse and all you hear is chatter. “Order in my court”, screams the judge. “Can someone come up and please explain what happened?”
Ol’ Johnny-boy speaks up, “Well you sees judge, at a Redneck wedding, it’s tradition for the best man to have a dance with the bride. So I gets up there and I’m dancing with the bride. She was grinding up on me y’see, and Tommy the groom didn’t take too kindly to that. So Tommy walks up and kicks her right in the snatch!”
“Right in the SNATCH?” The judge cringes, “That must have hurt.”
Johnny says, “Hurt? Hell yeah! Broke three of ma fingers!”
This one is compliments of Pepere
Two Tennessee rednecks are out hunting, and as they are walking along they came upon a huge hole in the ground.
They approach it and are amazed at the size of it.
The first hunter says, “Wow, that’s some hole; I can’t even see the bottom. I wonder how deep it is?”
The second hunter says,” I don’t know. Let’s throw somethin’ down there, listen and see how long it takes to hit bottom.”
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