Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 849
Black Bra (as told by a woman)
I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes.
Here’s how it all went...
My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams ... I love you.’ Then we made passionate love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but he started to tremble and we had wild sex all night. Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. When he came in the door and saw me he said,...
(you are going to love this... )
“What’s for dinner, Zorro?”
Eight Words with two Meanings
1. THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female ... Any part under a car’s hood. Male ... The strap fastener on a woman’s bra.
2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female ... Fully opening up one’s self emotionally to another. Male ... Playing football without a cup.
3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female ... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one’s partner. Male ... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.
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