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Jokes and Giggles

Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt

Chapter 848

These are compliments of J & B

Rachel Notley is Premier of Alberta, Canada politician

THOSE CIRCLE-FLIES

A cowboy from Alberta attends a social function where Rachel Notley is trying to gather support for her Carbon Tax. Once she discovers the cowboy is from Ralph Klein’s home area, she starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As she was doing that, she kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around her head.

The cowboy says, “Y’all havin’ some problem with them circle flies?”

Notley stopped talking and said “Well, yes, if that’s what they’re called; but I’ve never heard of circle flies.”

“Well, ma’am,” the cowboy replies, “Circle flies hang around ranches. They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found circling around the back end of a horse.”

“Oh” Notley replies as she goes back to rambling. But, a moment later, she stops and bluntly asks, “Are you calling me a horse’s ass?”

“No ma’am.” the cowboy replies, “I have too much respect for the citizens of this Province to call their Premier a horse’s ass.”

 
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