Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 843
Wife texts husband at work on a cold winter’s morning;
“Windows frozen won’t open.”
Husband texts back;
“Gently pour some lukewarm water over it.”
Wife texts back 5 minutes later;
“Computer really fucked now.”
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck’s one day discussing who had the superior culture.
Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, “Well, we have the Parthenon.”
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, “We have the Coliseum.”
The Greek retorts, “We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics”
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, “But we built the Roman Empire.”
And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.
With a flourish of finality he says, “We invented sex!”
The Italian replies, “That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women.”
A photographer on vacation was inside a church taking photographs when he noticed a golden telephone mounted on the wall with a sign that read
‘$10,000 per call’.
The American, being intrigued, asked a priest who was strolling by what the telephone was used for.
The priest replied that it was a direct line to heaven and that for $10,000 you could talk to God.
The American thanked the priest and went along his way.
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