Jokes and Giggles
Copyright© 2015 by Jack Spratt
Chapter 841
This one is compliments of Charm B
I swear this one is true.
There was a discussion at a military officers training college in the 1970s on the topic “The Irish Question” and the subtext read “How do we stop the fighting between the Catholic Irish Republicans and the Protestant Ulster Unionists?” One essay submitted read “Get the UN to put in a peace-keeping force of either the French Foreign Legion or the Canadian Royal 22nd (the Van Doos). The natives will gang up on them to protect their womenfolk.”
This one is compliments of Reltney M
Feeling philosophical today, so I thought I’d share a gem from undergrad school:
Sartre Theorized, “To do is to be” Camus countered, “To be is to do” Sinatra synthesized the differing viewpoints: “Do be do be do!”
These are compliments of Smokeyjoe from the land down under!
What do toys and boobs have in common? A: They were both originally made for kids, but dad ends up playing with them!
Q: What kind of bees produce milk?
A: Boobies!
Q: What do you call a woman who adds a third boob?
A: A chestnut.
Q: What did the bra say to the hat?
A: You go on a head while I give these two a lift!
Q: Why did God give women breasts?
A: So men would take to them!
Q: What do you call the space in between Pamela Anderson’s breasts?
A: Silicon Valley.
Q: What do you call a nanny with a breast implants?
A: A Faux pair.
Q: What do you call identical boobs?
A: Identitties.
Q: How are a blonde’s breasts and a pad alike?
A: Neither are recommended for the beach and both come in different absorbency levels.
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn’t?
A: Her navel.
Q: What did one boob say to the other boob?
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